Sunday, March 15, 2009

WAVE HANDS IN FRONT

I was in Borders solely to take a shit. The man in the stall next to me was working very hard.

Every time I went to wipe my ass I would trigger the sensor and the toilet would flush automatically. The toilet flushed 5 times in total.

I gesticulated in front of the sink but got no reply and gave up. The hand dryer whirred to life as I passed it in exit.

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